A Harry Situation (Harry Potter X The Dresden Files)
With Voldemort in hiding, Harry Potter calls on the wizarding world's greatest detective. But this time, Dresden's bitten off a little more than he can chew.
My Little Ponyta (Pokemon X My Little Pony)
Can Ash and his crew save Rainbow Dash from Team Rocket's nefarious plot?
Starcraftrekwars (Starcraft X Star Trek X Star Wars)
The Zerg have attacked the New Republic and infested Luke Skywalker. Will the Enterprise arrive in time to save the day?
Animorphiacs (Animorphs X Animaniacs)
The war with the yeerks was bad enough without getting Planet Warner involved. But now we have a new problem on our hands. Three new problems. Are Yako, Wako, and Dot controllers, or are they just... insane?
Bill and Ted's Excellent Matrix (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure X The Matrix)
Neo heads into the past to show his younger self just how deep the rabbit hole goes.
The Cat in the Hat Comes Back to the Future (The Cat in the Hat X Back to the Future)
Doctor Brown's DeLorean has been stolen! Can Marty save the day, or will Thing1 and Thing2 destroy the spacetime continuum?
Kirby's Return to Inception (Kirby's Dreamland X Inception)
Kirby's used to living in Dreamland. But what happens when he finds out that Dreamland isn't just a dream. It's a dream... within a dream!
Ender's Game of Thrones (Ender's Game X Game of Throwns)
Arya's survived several battles. But how will she fare in battle school?
The God Delusions of Mediocrity (The God Delusion X Magic: The Gathering)
Richard Dawkins never expected to become a planeswalker. But now Yawgmoth and Yahweh have teamed up. Will Urza's plan to defeat these tyrants succeed, or is he simply deluding himself?
Walker, Texas Power
Ranger (Walker, Texas Ranger X
Power Rangers)
Ivan Ooze is back, and the Power Rangers are at their wits’
end. It’s time for plan B: Head to Texas
and call for backup.
The Twilightning Thief (The Olympians X
Twilight)
Percy Jackson has just stolen what little spark remained in Bella's romance.
How far is Edward Cullen willing to go to get it back?Azumanga Dai-Oh My Goddess (Azumanga Daioh X Oh My Godess)
Chiyo convinces the gang to check out an old Buddhist temple. Hilarity ensues.
Remember the Teen
Titans (Teen Titans X Remember
the Titans)
Boone’s team is all set to defend their title. But are birderangs really legal in this game?
Danny Phantom
Hourglass (Danny Phantom X The
Legend of Zelda)
Gannon isn’t exactly a ghost, but he’s still a big
meanie. Can Danny take him down before
Zelda’s time runs out?
Plumbers of the
Caribbean (Mario Bros X Pirates
of the Caribbean)
Bowser wants the pearl, and he isn’t taking no for an
answer. Can Mario and Luigi help Captain
Jack save his beloved ship?
Catching Firefly
(Hunger Games X Firefly)
The fight for Panem is going poorly… until Captain Reynolds
shows up!
Holmesward Bound
(Sherlock Holmes X Homeward Bound)
Shadow, Sassy, and Chance are lost in London. Can the great detective track them down?
Thor of the Rings
(Thor X Lord of the Rings)
Sauron wants to seize control of Middle Earth. But the Norse gods aren’t happy with his
plans.
Party Rockers Dr.
House Tonight (Party Rock Anthem X
House)
Dr. House had better learn to shuffle if he wants to keep
up with these rockers.
The Butter Battle
Necronomicon (The Butter Battle Book X
The Necronomicon)
War breaks out when Cthulu decides to eat his bread
butter-side-down
Scooby Doo and Doctor
Who Too (Scooby Doo X Doctor
Who)
Somebody’s been impersonating The Doctor and committing
dastardly crimes. Can Scooby and the
gang clear his name?
Yakko had been scared before. But not like this. Every other fear he had experienced in his life seemed like an animated cartoon compared to actually standing in the Siberian Tiger pit at the San Diego Zoo. As the tigers sprawled out lazily in the sun, warming themselves an yawning sleepily, Yakko's situation finally dawned on him- he was going to die today, and he hadn't even been to prom yet.
ReplyDelete"YAKKO!", cried Dot from the edge of the pit, about 30 feet above him. "SHH!", Wacko jumped over to Dot and quickly threw his hand over her mouth. "Don't startle them!", the Warner warned. Dott nodded and calmed herself down. Wacko let her go and whispered down to Yakko, "What are you doing down there brother??"
Yakko snapped out of his frozen state when he heard he brothers words. "I... I'm going to absorb the tiger." "Are you INSANE?", whispered Dot. "It's far too dangerous! You'll be killed!" "They don't have 'maniac' in our name for nothing do they?", said Yakko rather cheekily. "I'm getting this tiger. And then I'm getting out of here."
Yakko slowly approached the beasts. The furthest one happened to also be the biggest, and feeling zazy to the max, Yakko knew if he was going to do this he had to do it 100%. "You've half-assed everything in your life save for singing all the nations of the world, let's do this right." The beasts payed little attention to the sneaking Warner, and in no time he was next to the alpha tiger. The beast was large and strong, and Yakko could sense the great power of millions of years of evolution he was about to receive. He took off he glove, and reached out his hand. Wacko whimpered. Dott gasped. "Easy big fella, I may look like a big piece of balognea to ya, but I guarantee I don't taste half as good as I look." Yakko palmed just below the neck of and started to think of melding his DNA with the tiger, just like his Andalite mentor had told him. The beast grew even more sleepy, and soon he was fast asleep, and the absorption complete. Yakko had done it. He had gotten the power of the tiger. Dot and Wacko jumped and hugged ecstatically while making sure to make no noise. Yakko gave the tiger a Lando Calrissean salute and made his way carefully back to the wall of the tiger pit. Using his renowned jumping skills, Yakko leaped out of the pit next to his brother and sister. "I got it. I did it. I can become", pausing for a breath and a smirk, "a tiger."
Alright, a vict-er... participant.
ReplyDeleteYou get mad kudos for actually including some puns. Though I shall have to dock you points for not including any of the animorphs characters.
Being this competition's only participant, you are now simultaneously in both first and last place.
In my defense- The tiger pit and tigers were featured in the book http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Invasion_%28Animorphs%29. I submit that they were indeed characters as they were written as the same tigers Jake absorbed from the novel.
ReplyDeleteOh, alright. Though it would still help to work in one of the *sentient* animorphs characters.
ReplyDeleteNice way to get peaky creativity from the masses. Though I would have preferred the option of Thunder-catocalypse ...Where in mum-ra takes up bass guitar in attempts to take over the world through dethklok's metal and media mayhem and only the witts of wily kit, wily kat, and snarf can save the day, As the Thundercats are subdued into kitten stance by the sweet guitar riffs. But that is my opions, hows your write that for me Sir?
ReplyDeleteI hate you.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous. I am far too unfamiliar with both Thundercats and whatever else you're referencing to make a crossover fic.
ReplyDeletehttp://m.adultswim.com/shows/metalocalypse/
ReplyDeleteEducate yourself
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The Girl With the Dragon Tales Tattoo
ReplyDeleteTwelve Angry Birds
American Beauty and the Beast
Star Trek: The Next Generation Kill
Little Red Robin Hood
Schoolhouse Rock of Ages
Iron Man of la Mancha
War Games and Peace
Ferris Bueller's Day Off-Broadway
Master and Margaritavilla
Casino Battle Royale
The Fox and the Hound of the Baskervilles
A Study in the Scarlet Letter
The Signs of Four
M. Night Shyamalan's The Village People
Anne of the House of Seven Green Gables
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quest
Jurassic Parks and Recreation
The Importance of Being Human
Fantasia 2000 Leagues Under the Sea
I am so bored at work right now.
Haha
ReplyDeleteYou're supposed to come up with brief descriptions too though...
But that sounds like work...
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