Hiatus

Hey guys.  As you may know, I'm a graduate student studying physics.  I'm beginning the candidacy process tomorrow, and it's basically a 5-week ordeal that involves way too much work.  As such, I'm going to put the blog on hiatus until about the second week of June.

One of These Things is not Like the Others

My end-of-semester crunch has eaten up a lot of time, so here's a rather short but sweet post.  See if you can spot the outlier.  Remember, one of these things is not like the others.

Relationship Status

Things I would do if I wanted to form a strong relationship with you.	Have I experienced this firsthand from your deity of choice?
Ask you about your day	No
Mail you a greeting card	No
Email you	No
Call you	No
Text you	No
Visit you at home	No
Say “Wassaaaaaap!”	No
Visit you at work	No
Snail Mail you a letter	No
Send you a post card	No
Invite you to lunch	No
Invite you to dinner	No
Buy you a drink	No
Tweet you	No
Facebook “poke” you	No
Reality poke you	No
Skype you	No
Buy you a birthday present	No
Lend you five bucks	No
Help you move	No
Shake your hand	No
Hug you when we meet	No
Hug you when you’re sad	No
Invite you to my cookout	No
Invite you to my sleepover	No
Invite you to game night	No
Babysit your kids	No
Babysit your parents	No
Give you a ride	No
Bum a ride off you	No
Congratulate your success	No
Show you I’m not a hallucination by letting other people see me interacting with you.	No

My Easter Celebrations

Most Americans celebrate Easter by honoring¹ the sacrifice² of a flawless³ godling⁴ who died⁵ for your⁶ sins⁷.  But since I actually read the footnotes (hint hint), I’ve decided to celebrate Easter in a more insulting fashion.  So here’s my plan for the day.

Get Your Crossover Fix

That's right, it's time for yet another horrible crossover fanfiction challenge!  Here are your suggested crossovers:

Okay Fine, Here's Some Commandments...

We all knew this was going to happen sooner or later...

Eaten

This week's blog post has been eaten by my double grading load.  Sorry!