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Sunday, February 17, 2013

Faith-Based Technology

After painstaking effort I have finally succeeded in compiling a complete and exhaustive list of techological advancements gained by stalheartedly refusing to look at the evidence.  These gadgets were invented by those great minds who refused to accept repeatable demonstration of functionality as a viable standard.  And, of course, every single one of them is powered by prayer.  Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the world's first complete and exhaustive list of faith-based technology:


























Comparison to extensive lists of science-provided medical advancements is left as an exercise for the reader.

2 comments:

  1. Kind of reminds me of Sam Harris's argument against souls.

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  2. A colon at the end of the last sentence in the first paragraph would drive the point home. Great regardless!

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