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Things I would do if I wanted to form a
strong relationship with you.
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Have I experienced this firsthand from
your deity of choice?
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Ask you about your day
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No
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Mail you a greeting card
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No
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Email you
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No
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Call you
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No
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Text you
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No
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Visit you at home
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No
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Say “Wassaaaaaap!”
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No
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Visit you at work
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No
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Snail Mail you a letter
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No
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Send you a post card
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No
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Invite you to lunch
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No
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Invite you to dinner
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No
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Buy you a drink
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No
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Tweet you
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No
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Facebook “poke” you
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No
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Reality poke you
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No
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Skype you
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No
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Buy you a birthday present
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No
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Lend you five bucks
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No
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Help you move
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No
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Shake your hand
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No
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Hug you when we meet
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No
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Hug you when you’re sad
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No
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Invite you to my cookout
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No
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Invite you to my sleepover
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No
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Invite you to game night
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No
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Babysit your kids
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No
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Babysit your parents
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No
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Give you a ride
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No
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Bum a ride off you
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No
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Congratulate your success
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No
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Show you I’m not a hallucination by letting other people see me
interacting with you.
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No
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Monday, April 8, 2013
Relationship Status
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